I love the concept of blind dates. Friends set you up and if it works then that's great, if it doesn't then no big deal. A good friend of mine recently told me, "a date is not going to kill you Beth!". I am trusting that she is right. So far I have been having a good time not finding the one. I have a healthy, if warped sense of humour so I can laugh about it in the end. It is a learning experience.
Here are The Top 10 Clues that He is NOT THE ONE.
- You decide on a meeting place and he parks way on the opposite side of the parking lot in a different coloured vehicle than what he told you.
- While on a 2 hour hike he lets you carry the picnic cooler the entire time.
- He takes out his cell phone, says, "I guess it would be rude to take this call.", and then answers the phone anyway.
- He tells you that he does not own a Barbeque because his mother told him that an oven is good enough. (He is in his late 30's)
- Two words: personal hygiene. Seriously.
- Your date drops you off and tells you that he took you out as a favour to your mutual friend.
- You make lunch, bake brownies and your date refuses to even try anything but the ham and cheese sandwich.
- He chooses the restaurant then when the bill comes he lays down the money for his order and looks at you expectantly.
- You notice your date picking scabs from his face, slip them in his mouth and chew them while talking with you.
- At the end of the date he brings you back to your car. It is pouring rain. You try to open the back door to get your picnic cooler but cannot get it to open. He calls out encouragement, "pull harder, it is an old truck so the door sticks". While you repeatedly and unsuccessfully try to open the door while standing in the pouring rain he is sitting behind the wheel with his seatbelt on.